What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy